Alien Invasion of Earth Preperation Todo List

• Study human greetings ("What's up?" vs "Sup?")
  • English machine-readable dictionary for Study of Human Greeting
• Master dog disguises for human trust and ease of infiltration
  • Link to Store Page of Dog Disguise
• Learn how to eat "Pizza", a common human delicacy which they insert into their nutritional intake orifaces located on their facial structure
  • Instructions on how humans craft these "Pizza" devices.
• Set Invasion date on Calander, to officially begin operation Invade Earth
  • Link to a "Calander", effecient mechanism formed by the humans as a means to organize their preperationals and deligationals. Very intelliginational. Indeed.